I have a special pair of pants to remind me when I'm gaining weight, they are screaming for help right now

I don't know if your mother cooks like my mother cooks but mom cooks the most delicious meals on the planet.

Sometimes you just can't help yourself having 1, 2 or 3 plates because the food is so delicious.

I might be full but the food just "keeps calling me man!" Like Pookie used to say in the old movie New Jack City.

So I brought my secret weapon this time around because I don't want to gain weight.

I have a special pair of pants. Their fit me just fine and makes me look sexy as hell. But as soon as I start putting on a few pounds, there will drop me by the balls, literally LOL...

Try driving a car with these babies and it will remind you by the second that you are eating too much.

That is what's happening to me right now so I'm thinking about starting my water fasting regiment.

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